Cal Luck

n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.

If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.

If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.

If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.

If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.

If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.

If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.

by the afflicted July 24, 2008

Corona Luck

When superstitious 4D gamblers, who rely on the daily number of corona infections released by the authorities to bid for their “lucky” numbers, are angry because the number of infected cases has been rising to a five-digit figure in recent days.

Guesstimate how many 4D punters in Singapore have been in a volcanic mood since last weekend, who haven’t stopped swearing and cursing the ill-fated corona luck plaguing them.

by MathPlus February 16, 2022

stoner luck

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck

I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!

by BundyBear June 19, 2009

lucking out

When things start working in your favor then slowly start to turn bad really quickly

He started to show me more attention then she came along! I'm sick of this lucking out shit!

by _GLynn October 16, 2011

Lady Luck

A girl who is quick to have sex or give oral pleasure to anyone she meets.

"Last night, I was drivin' downtown and picked up a lady luck."

by Treble June 16, 2003

worst luck

when you walk into a room and everyone gets bad luck. most prevalent in indians and asians. is easily transferred by anal sex usually to small asian girls.

i gave tina the worst luck when i fucked her with my 7.57 inch cock. yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck me with that rich cock

by worstluck November 24, 2010

luck buck

Money u find in the pocket of your jeans, sweater or any kind of clothing which you can stuff money into because you're lazy to put them into your wallet and you use them when your wallets outta money or when you left your wallet at home.

Tyrone: Yo Benson you mind lending me some money, I didn't bring my wallet with me.
Benson: I forgot mine too, but luckily Ive got tonnes of luck bucks
Tyrone: thanks man, seems like you're lucky this time Cuz you're a lazy mufucka!

by mrson December 16, 2016