Man Looking

The act of looking for an item and failing to locate it when it is in plain sight, or when its location has been carefully described to the searcher. Behavior is usually exhibited by males, though females may occasionally Man Look. Man Looking may also be referred to as temporary male blindness.

Jim was unable to locate his keys on the kitchen table because he was man looking.

by yeahdog March 10, 2011

Looking for

If you r reading this, then you will come to know it's me.....n you know where to find me.......
Waiting for you

Find me looking for

by anonymous April 20, 2021

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

lookin

Its the act of searchin or seeking for drugs mainly meth,dope,shit,crank,ect

Ill message few people and see if they are lookin

by camping buddy May 23, 2017

Lookin' Boy

A short but powerful phrase that can be added at the end of any insult to enhance its meaning. Popularized by Hot Stylz and Yung Joc.

Look at dat old nappy lookin' boy!

by H3nry1223 August 8, 2008

these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

by sjm1 July 10, 2010

Peshed meself loofin

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon March 21, 2023