titty lockdown

when you like a guy but haven't let him play with your tits yet, so you refer to yourself as on titty lockdown.

man, I wish I could get this whole courtship crap over with, I'm stuck in titty lockdown.

by premilf16 April 13, 2009

Butt-locked

When one sits in a particular spot for a long period of time causing the buttocks to ache.

Man, I am butt-locked from sitting on the ground.

by LaMarDay July 22, 2011

lockeduptoolie

an excellent memepage with great content that’ll make you laugh out loud

“aye bro you saw that new lockeduptoolie post?”

by TOOLIESLEAN July 9, 2021

lockdown

Someone carrying the herpes symplex virus

Then, last minute, she turned me down. Turns out, her pussy is on lockdown so sex was out of the question

by xXMankyXx August 15, 2015

calf locked.

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

by good attention September 2, 2013

lockdown

Used to determine the rotation of a blunt or other smoking device.

This way, lockdown!

I called "lockdown" on that blunt.

by Burn Burn September 14, 2004

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019