Lintoning

To borrow something and never give it back.

Mr. Garner asked to borrow my Boondocks DVD's and my 2 PSP's. It's been a year and I still haven't gotten any of them back. I hate it when he's lintoning.

by DaBoobah April 10, 2010

back listing

Puting the non attractive people in matchmaking sights near the back of the book and the more attractive people to the front.

Back listing is the best way to pick the attractive and ugly people from any matchmaking site.
Damn, they should have backlisted this ugo.

by scott mccowan July 15, 2006

Quantum Listening

Quantum Listening: Inclusive, all encompassing, way beyond ordinary listening and step forward for human beings, listening with every fiber of your being.

If I can use quantum listening with my husband, I will almost be able to see and feel what he sees and feels.

by shiftmaker October 4, 2009

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 14, 2018

lipton

commonly confused for an awesome brand of various teas, it is actually hermaphroditic sex, often involving up to seven individuals having hermaphrodite sex in a huge hermaphrodite sex orgy.

Hermaphrodite one: "So I went to that lipton last night"

Hermaphrodite two: "Yeah I heard about that, I've

always wanted to go to a lipton"

by IgetTheFlag June 19, 2009

Lisbon

A crappy town in northern New Hampshire. It mainly consists of run-down apartment buildings and a factory where the mafia burns its debtors. There is a wire mill, but just give it time, it will be assimilated. Most men look like they've answered "Yes" on all drug tests and own at least a nation's worth of firearms. And almost every woman looks like they received plastic surgery from a head-on collision bus. And for the kids, one look and you'll instinctively reach for your pocket to make sure your wallet's still there. Alternatively, it can be used as an insult.

Example One: Hey, stay off this road; it brings you to Lisbon.

Example Two: Shut up, you Lisbon ass, boarding pass, passing gas piece of trash.

by Northeastern Pinko November 5, 2020

Lipton's

when a guy tea bags you and shits on you at the same time

joke being that Liptons is shitty tea compared to others

When at a party and someone is passed out and a guy gives you a Lipton's

by ~treacle February 21, 2011