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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011
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leaning peacock

When your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. Your partner then places their hand above their arse crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peacock. The man then proceeds to anally penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.
Woman 1 - " I was feeling adventurous, so I asked him if we could try the leaning peacock. It was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at "

Woman 2 - " Sounds like you had a blast love "
by 10 Inch Finch January 4, 2014
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leaning on his lore

Expecting and relying on others to know your reputation.
The new CEO did not bother to build repoire with the top executives or staff. Leaning on his lore, he instantly expected their admiration.
by BabyCakes33 April 25, 2017
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Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.
This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.
by potatohunt November 5, 2017
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leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.
We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?
by Emissjane May 1, 2018
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Leamington Mudslide

A frugal approach to anal sex with another man. The partakers use their watery shits in place of lube, cutting costs and resulting in a shit-filled fuck fest.
Christian: "Hey, Ryan, wanna fuck my ass?"

Ryan: "Of course, Christian, I always want to fuck your ass, but I'm out of lube"

Christian: " That's okay, I have a bad case of diarrhea, let's just go the Leamington Mudslide route."

Ryan: "I like the way you think"
by YounThug August 2, 2018
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