lazy gun

A good song by the band Jet.

Lazy gun messed up my television fun...

by catman January 13, 2005

lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

Lazy Earl

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.


derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

lazy leslie

A lazy girl, who sits around her room drinking beer and eating takis while texting her friend Lazy

Lazy Leslie is a person that don't do anything

by Lazy :) June 16, 2017

clothes-lazy

adj: a state of mind where you simply have no desire to wear any clothes at all, often restricting the activities you would like to undertake, for example going on skype with your little brother, or leaving your room to buy chocolate from a vending machine.

Tom, you're so clothes-lazy!

yes i'm so clazey!

by looley fazakerkoo May 31, 2010

Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021

lazy down

Gabriel the lazy down leader

Gabriel is one of the most lazy down niggas on this earth

by Memegeneral April 19, 2017