by Stalker25 June 24, 2019

Example 1: In my opinion, lasagna is better than pizza.
Example 2: T-Series ain't nothing but a B**ch lasagna!
Example 2: T-Series ain't nothing but a B**ch lasagna!
by CEOofFriv May 1, 2020

by Yo momma named John May 22, 2022

One or more layers of lasagna stacked onto the next to keep to create the the lasagnae, an infinite lasagna.
by Jessicatexas June 29, 2022

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

Lasagna (noun):
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
