lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

by glastofan November 11, 2011

Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

by billthecat April 13, 2010

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

Lancing

When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.

I'm lancing my mac and cheese.

by Hadien June 7, 2007

Georgetown Landing Marina

-The Thrid oldest sea port in South Carolina. It's history dating all the way back to colonial times when a one Dylanian Dickersonian had a war ship that he stole from the British and established a Marina in the surrounding Georgetown Area. This Marina was later used during the Revolutionary war as a port for the shipping and recieving of goods that were marked illegal by the British Forces. Messages were passed between captains at the Marina through songs sung by a band during that time known as "Old Canoe". They were known as that simply because they often rode around in an old indian canoe and sang the secret cryptic messages of the traders. Songs like "Wayfarer Blues" and "Settle Down". According to records, the bands members include the infamous Dylanian Dickersonian, Marcouis Cotaminaus, who was known for his insane skill on the "drums", and the other member of the band, Jeremiah Coleminari, who was known during the time for his skills on an insturment known as the "guitar".

"Lets go someplace historical, with a good history like "Georgetown Landing Marina" "

by Rickey Nathan March 8, 2009

Ireland Landing

It's a hard banging! Named after the hard airplane landings in Ireland due to the low cloud cover.

I can't wait until Michael gets home from Kuwait and gives me a real good Ireland landing.

by RaceyLust August 6, 2011

lantingeronic

a loud and lengthy belch. Originally derived from the mongolian gypsy tongue of spanderino, the words 'lantin' and 'geronic' literally translate to 'lantern' and 'hillside'. Reasons why this word is used to describe a lengthy belching noise are still unknown.

"Excuse me sir, can you please stop your lantingeronicking in this respectable restaurant!"

by fishstock732 November 2, 2011