Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009

Pear Kitten

A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.

"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."

by Yoman Jabari March 4, 2008

Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.

Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies

by Antz0r September 30, 2005

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

by pookie March 9, 2004

kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006

kitten pile

1. A collection of 3 or more kittens, cats, or other feline creatures lying in a pile.

All of the kittens made a kitten pile in the corner of the room.

by PetRockX October 2, 2006