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keyboard coach 

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
keyboard coach by Ronsta January 30, 2021

Keyboard-Jihad 

Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
Keyboard-Jihad by Calculusian November 5, 2017

Keyboard cowboy 

A person whose only reason to participate on an Internet discussion board is to argue and be combative, oftentimes joining just to add a pointless but hurtfull comment then to leave never to be heard from again until the topic nearly dies out and then jump back in to fan the flames. They seldom if ever add anything of substance to any discussion they participate in, but instead just troll various forums looking for a fight -- stirring the pot with no rhyme or reason.
Tread1 is the king of the keyboard cowboys.
Keyboard cowboy by Treadsux December 22, 2008

keyboard warrior 

Can be simply defined in one word, YID.
"Woody," is a prime example of a keyboard warrior.
keyboard warrior by herts_gooner October 10, 2006

Keyboard Warrior 

a jai lunt that gets roasted for 3 hours cause he is a little wanker
shut the fuck up you keyboard warrior
Keyboard Warrior by psunnyday February 16, 2017

Keyboard Commander 

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.