by memeboi420 January 15, 2020
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by "Keaton" January 29, 2020
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Get the Keto skeet mug.When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!
by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020
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Keaton is a nice guy who tends to get carried away a bit too much. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.
Keaton is also known to have touched kids and been involved in the act of paedophilia. Watch out when near him
Keaton is also known to have touched kids and been involved in the act of paedophilia. Watch out when near him
by SuperSonny7 December 4, 2020
Get the Keaton mug.People who treat carbs like they're Prohibition moonshine. Which is to say they say it's unhealthy and wrong but then eat it at home when no one's looking.
by ThatFellowTraveler December 7, 2020
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