I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.