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Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.
My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.
by SuicideNote July 21, 2019
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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened
“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian
by Cash_MNY December 9, 2020
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Kim Kardashian

The most plastic woman you'll ever meet.
Student: I have a question!
Teacher: What is it?
Student: If Kim Kardashian drowned, would it be plastic pollution?
by dracomalfoyswifey February 12, 2021
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Kim Kardashian

LOOK ITS Kim Kardashian THE QUEEN OF PLASTIC SURGERY LOOK AT THE PLASTIC BUUTT
by IAMTHESMARTEST March 15, 2021
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