star jones 

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.

I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.

star jones by K40 January 13, 2004

Jerry Jones 

The owner of the Dallas Cowboys who has had success in the past but his team lately has been... less that average...
Thinks he can merely "Buy" a Superbowl team
and who makes poor decisions in trades Jumps on to big named players nuts and holds tight -

Jerry Jones: Omg a talented wide reciever whos overzealous tears his teams apart betrays everyone and has a big ego lets grabe em! - Terrel Owens -
Jerry Jones: Omg a corner who runs a 4.3 and has a "spectacular" 4 interceptions in his 4 year career is known for violence and averages 3 yards a punt return! lets grab em! - Pacman Jones -
Jerry Jones: Omg the fastest Defensive Tackle in the NFL with below average strength and thretens police officers on occasion whos also an allegid drug lord! lets grab em! - Tank Johnson -
Jerry Jones: Omg a 6'4 reciever who consistantly gets 1000 yards a season even though he plays on the worst teams in the NFL and runs linebacker 40 (4.8) lets grab em!

Jerry Jones by Jdlusional January 16, 2009

quincy jones 

Quincy Jones is the fastest man alive and when I say fast i mean nigga lightning fast. Mr. Jones is someone definitely not to be fucked with.

Man you see Quincy Jones that nigga is lightning fast

quincy jones by hoochie man10 April 19, 2010

clifford jones

a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet. this person (or shadow) can walk around freely at night with out being shot by other "clifford jones". this person is a master of the night being able to break in some where and leave without being seen.

dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv

he must of been a clifford jones

yea most likely

clifford jones by thehippopunch November 13, 2009

amber jones

Amber jones a beautiful young lady who rocks and love people to beg to her. Also very intelligent and over all perfect

She is do cool she's just like amber jones

amber jones by Hersandhis February 16, 2014

Douche Bag Jones 

Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!

Douche Bag Jones by moogookrew December 18, 2007

Star Jones 

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.

"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."

Star Jones by Ayi Delisi April 21, 2004