keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Dick Jockey

slang word used to define a homosexual. meant to parody the word Disc Jockey, the term is often used for 'gays' that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth shit piles similar to race horses.

'boy that dick jockey can shit.'

'did you really do all that shit?'

by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006

prison jockey

a man that has pationate anal sex with larger men

Damn u prison jockey

by billy bob 17 March 27, 2006

Rear Jockey

one who prefers to have sexual intercourse in the derriere.

That boy right there is known as a Rear Jockey to the ladies.

by Nate March 8, 2002

loan jockey

A person who receives notice of daily transactions within a banks loans department. The updates a banks database with daily transations.

Nicholas Bosanac also known as "loan jockey" , Receives notice of a transaction and enters the transaction into the database. Allowing
the Loan analyst to update the portfolio

by meghan mcgough February 14, 2009

Camel Jockey

someone who has brown skin, is smelly, has a full mustache by age 6, and is typically muslim.

get the fuck out of america, you camel jockey!

or

what's in the backpack camel jockey!?

by aredoublevee October 28, 2008

pussy jockey

One who rides a pussy.

Can be used as compliment, insult, or any other thing your sick mind can come up with.

Versatile.

Boy is he a pussy jockey.

GIRL! That pussy jockey rode me all night loooong. And it hurt bad. I am sooo tight.

That pussy jockey called me Seabiscuit as he rode my swelled cooch.

by T-Queefer October 24, 2006