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Some loser who's bad at fortnite
That guy is such a Jonathan
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You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny May 3, 2018
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by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011
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Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
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