douche jacket

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

by Jeff November 19, 2004

Varsity jacket

Hip jacket, typically with white leather sleeves and two knitted stripes. Was particulary popular with Afro-Americans in the 1970's.

Guy: Hey Liz! Whaddya think of my new varsity jacket?

Girl: Hot, Reymond! Suits your 'swag' well.

Me: *cough* exciting.

by Grijze Pilion November 3, 2012

frog in a unicorn ski jacket

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads

"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

by "iron" man September 6, 2016

fucking jacket

What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.

Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind

by Geddian March 21, 2010

Safari Jacket

Often refered to as the rich man's track jacket, it is not to be mistaken as EMO but rather MBC, "Modern British Colonial." Popular with African big game hunters as well as those who enjoy playing safari and British conquest of South Africa, circa 1870, in school. Most times found in beige, with an unecessary amount of pockets on it along with epaulettes on the shoulders just to make look even more impressive than it already looks. Often worn on Thursdays and even the occasional Friday, although never worn without (I have no idea where I'm going with this.)

If you like to impress people, wear a safari jacket and let the compliments role in.

by Lord Mountobon of the British Royal Museum in Bowmanstown May 13, 2005

donkey jacket

an extra large condom

bitch was ready to go I had to put on my donkey jacket

by beeznutz1 February 21, 2010

the jacket

A badly titled movie that should have been about killer coats.

When the jacket attack!
Poor little Suzzy puts on a winter fleece when little does she know, "she cant un-zip it." ~deep throaty man voice that almost sounds like its comming onto you.~

by allonyourface December 24, 2006