Jason
Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..
Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..
Jason once went out with a girl for five years and dumped her for a girl with a bigger wage,he is the kinda shy awkward lovely type of guy who will leave a girl crying at the alter he is sooo nice and friendly yall..saracasm
The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..
The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..
by jasonisanerd December 27, 2013
Get the Jasonmug. The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.
Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.
Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.
Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
by Holland Marty October 14, 2013
Get the Jasonmug. A man with a very small penis. A man named jason tends to have a very small I.Q to o along with his insignificant penis. Jason scares women away with his breath that resembles of when a lion eats elphany shit.
by Jugganot January 3, 2017
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is Little bitch makes no sense and he is a freshmen thinking hes all grown trying to act all cool an shit but deep down he knows he a little hoe ass bitch
by Nibbaman6969 December 8, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.
by olivia james and alice elliot March 23, 2009
Get the Jasonmug. by Wise fish June 1, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. A Jason is an extremely neurotic, emotional, immature, stupid, angry, self critical low self esteem kind of person that also tries extremely hard to make other people happy without success. A Jason doesn’t necessarily care about other’s opinions, unless it’s someone really close. They may pester you to hang out more to the point where you want to kill them, but all they want to do is see you more. For most reasons listed above, they hate themselves. Their impulsiveness and reactiveness has cost both friendships and relationships. Even the personality alone is repulsive enough to drive everyone that cares about them away :) They spend most of their days alone and not talking to anyone with Spotify and homework, and possible drawing when the inspiration actually hits.
Jason
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf May 25, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.