Jackassery

The chaos that ensues anytime Ted Cruz opens his mouth

I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is party because of people is partly because of people mugging for short term camera opportunities

by momofungi March 24, 2022

Jackasss

Commonly mistaken for the word "Jackass," Jackasss has an entirely different meaning. a Jackasss is someone who knows that life is short, so he makes the most out of it and doesn't take anything for granted. You'll never see a Jackasss just sitting around wasting time or watching TV, because a true Jackasss knows that life is too short to waste any moment of it.

Guy 1: Wow! Look at that guy really getting ahead in life!
Guy 2: Yes, he is a real Jackasss

by Adam12323 June 12, 2022

jackassness

Verb.

The act of being immature, stupid, or acting like a jackass.

"Dude. Your jackassness is showing"

by spiritbox December 8, 2022

Jackassery

The qualities of being Tinks

Normal Person: Hi
Tinks: something stupid HAHAHAHAAHA *gasp* ahahahahahahah *asthma attack* you have to admit that was hilarious
Normal Person: That has to be some real jackassery

by Pweaw June 26, 2023

terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.

Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.

by Podium July 11, 2011

Grade-B Jackassery

Grade-B Jackassery is a common form of "Jackassery" on a grading-scale starting from "Grade-A Jackassery", but is specifically one level lower in intensity.

"Come on Mr. Bucknell, that form of Grade-B Jackassery is not appreciated here."

"You know I was being a Grade-A Jackass, but James you can't be following my Jackassery with Grade-B Jackassery. It's just not the same thing."

by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023

Grade-A Jackassery

Grade-A Jackassery is Top-Noche Jackassery to the 10th degree. Which is triple black-belt degree and immediately licenses you as a Jedi Master or a Lord Sith or both if you're kinky like that because Grade-A Jackassery can make up it's own official titles to itself at-whim.

That's Grade-A Jackassery that only a Grade-A Jackass could do.

person 1 "Man, remember that time Adrian wore a hospital gown to the mall and the cops thought he escaped from the loony bin"
person 2 "Yeah then they brought him to the loony bin! Now that was some Grade-A Jackassery"

by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023