Famous Chinese Comedy Student in China Hangzhou. Use to participate in Homeland Intervention Enforcement & Logis Division of United Nation. Founder of Top-Gun Aviation Program.
by Cleaverland September 23, 2018
A terrorist at heart, best mates with Osama Binladen crackin a cold one with Hitler and his polish mates
by ISIS GOD November 01, 2023
Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,
by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017
Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin
Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
by We’re meant to be together October 29, 2019