non-issue

A minor current event or frivolous argument that is given publicity by both the media and the public without merit, during which vital issues get ignored.

Famous non-issues are:
- Controversy over an overtly religious film directed by a pompous Hollywood actor.
- The inclusion of the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance
- Gay marriage/civil unions

Claim that Spongebob SquarePants is furthering a homosexual agenda a is a non-issue and should not be given any further publicity.

by D10 February 2, 2005

Daddy Issues

Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy has Daddy Issues

by x_hogwarts_is_my_h0me_x May 23, 2021

issueous

someone who has issues, family related and such

due to family members, I am very issueous.

by Lyman, and Amanda April 10, 2005

big issue

Bless you! Muttered by a homeless person when they sneeze whilst you walk by them.

"Big issue!"

"Aww, bless you! But you're not having a hanky or my hard earned pennies"

by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

Pun-isher

Someone who tells a bunch of really bad jokes to the point it is painful to hear them tell a joke.

Bob: dude joe is telling so many bad jokes right now.
Billy: i know it is painful
Bob: he is such a pun-isher

by the real gamerboy July 13, 2010

daddy issues

when a female has a bad relationship with her father or a father that walked out on her, causing her to seek male attention (be a slut)

guy one: "bro, she sent nudes after 10 minutes of talking! score"
guy two: it's the daddy issues.

by xxxxvxi January 2, 2015

Issue'd

To throw up on ones dick

(a definition from the surrounding Philly area)

I can't believe that Eric got Issue'd on. Yeah, Kase is such a wallet.

by ericlom.dolclom January 17, 2010