Intellectual

Someone who overuses sarcasm to death.

NPC: I got through more jobs then you socks.
Intellectual: Really? Because you smell like you're wearing your only pair.

by The Magnificent Bloke September 27, 2007

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.

Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.

Most of the republican party is filled with pseudo-intellectual circle jerking.

by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

intellectual whore

An intellectual whore is someone who sells out their intellect to any subject, however unlikely, undeserving or unworthy, in the pursuit of personal gain / kudos / attention or basically just to show off.

My incredibly clever friend who used to write underground 'zines is now making millions marketing merchandise to the 'youth'. He is such an intellectual whore - he'll lay his brain down in anybody's bed if the price is right.

by Tel March 11, 2005

intenectual

Someone who uses computers a lot and thinks they're smart because of it.

He always uses Wikipedia to find his answers. He's a real intenectual.

by Kool-Aid Jammer March 14, 2010

Intellectual

Someone who plays minecraft instead of fortnite

John:Fortnites iz betew

Intellectual:no

by minecraft sex penis November 28, 2019

Intellectual Dark Web

1. Cult of chronically conservative cyber cavemen croaking at the void, interminably.

2. Achingly boring pop cryptofascism for the anti-intellectual age.

3. The Bible Belt 4.0.

4. Judeo-Christian conservatism repackaged for braindead Boy Scouts.

The hilariously self-styled Intellectual Dark Web have a fan base of mouth-breathing trogs with an average IQ of about 70, almost all of whom reside in some form of fetid hole once recognisable as their parents' basement.

by TwoBitVigilante November 23, 2018

intellectual

in reality a boring bisexual.

"you're not an intellectual, you're just another boring bisexual."

by Holly February 10, 2008