five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

Boomer holes

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

Somer Hole

A dark mental place where you feel like shit ennit.

She's entered a somer hole

by TheProdigalPaceAct October 1, 2020

Bumper Hole

1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.

2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.

My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.

That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.

by Vortakai August 26, 2017

Jerk-hole

A hole full of jerks. Jerk-hole. Add that one to Urban Dictionary. Oh, just did.

"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018

by There's Bepis, and Bepsi. January 31, 2018

squalor hole

An apartment, condo, flat or house that is kept in a perpetual state of dissarray. Shit lying everywhere, crap on every horizontal surface, dirty bathrooms and towels. Never cleaned with a mop or bleach, just occasionally vaccuumed for decorum's sake. Basically, a complete shithole of a liveable space. Often found in Baltimore, MD, USA

I had to quit being roomates with my friend because he kept the place like a complete squalor hole.

by jon pz February 4, 2008

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017