human

Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it.

When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.

I hate being human.

Being in the army is de-humanizing.

by Aaron July 5, 2003

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Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.

I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.

by toushiama February 16, 2010

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decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.

That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.

by ilexwashere August 21, 2011

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Human Genome Project

The project that will be responisble for mapping out all the genes in the human body and their function.

Dude, once the human genome project is finished, I can make a modified baby by altering its genetic code.

by Qtothey February 9, 2006

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human bidet

human bidet is that special class of creature that feels the need to prostrate themself behind bosses, managers, social higher ups such that they give an extra ass cleaning, far beyond the normal ass kissing. Human bidets are close relatives but much luckier than human urinals, who constantly get pissed on by everyone.

That idiot got promoted ahead of me. He wouldn't have got this far if he wasn't such a human bidet!

by EvilSchmoo June 30, 2005

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