Paris Hilton 

An unemployed trust-fund baby who:

Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.

Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.

Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.

Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.

Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.

Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.

Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.

Paris Hilton by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005

paris hilton 

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

paris hilton by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

"Perez Hilton" 

New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.

Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"

Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."

Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"

That's so "Perez Hilton".

"Perez Hilton" by IND317 April 21, 2009

paris hilton style 

the act of fucking a skinny chick in the ass in the dark, and only getting about half way in there. also involves getting it all on tape in night vision and putting it on the web, also see hanoi hilton

"last night sucked, i finally got her to do anal but she pulled a paris hilton style on me, i only got halfway in adn now every douche on the internet can see almost half or if not all of my unit"

paris hilton style by aaron, aka, god of being awesome and emperor of aaronstan December 3, 2003

paris hilton style 

a form a of torture by forcing people to listen to real fucked up songs like "stars are blind"

that douche bag kevin federline AKA "K-Fed" is screwing us all paris hilton style

paris hilton style by koolkas August 12, 2006

Paris Hilton Defence 

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with
the Paris Hilton Defence."

Paris Hilton Defence by ChrisGrrrr July 1, 2007

paris hilton 

a woman who sounds like she has a mouth full of nigga grease.

Paris: "that's hawt."

paris hilton by anonymous March 2, 2005