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John Henry

A John Henry is a sexual move in which you lift a woman with double under hooks, with your elbow pit cradling her knee pit. Clasp your hands in a gable grip for maximum effect.

You then pump the shit out of her as if you were pounding railroad stakes into the ground trying to beat a steam powered machine.

From the root words John, which means "to pound"; And Henry, which is latin for "in her moist pussy."
"I took that bitch home from the bar and gave her the ole John Henry. It blew her Fucking mind.", said the man.
by B-razle June 16, 2010
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Ungrateful Henry

A Man Preps Himself For Sex By Pleasuring Himself Almost To The Point Of Orgasm,Then Enters The Woman For Two Or Three Pumps Before Cumming.Then Leaves The Room Without Saying A Word.
She Thought She Was Going To Get Fucked,But All I Gave Her Was A (Ungrategful Henry)!
by Stevie B. From Jersey October 8, 2004
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henry earl

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.
Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.
by Lou Stenspayce January 8, 2004
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going henry

Getting so drunk that someone will inevitably find you passed out with your pants down.
Man, Chris just finished finals, so he's totally going henry tonight.

I know you said you were excited to go out last night, but I had no idea you would go henry on us.
by Big John P. March 8, 2009
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St. Henry

A little town in Mercer County, Ohio where everybody thinks they are better then everybody else. No one knows how to be polite so they just walk around with their heads in their a**es.
Let's go to St. Henry and try to find one person who's not a Buckeye.
by Barlesssssss October 11, 2018
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Henry

Dude, stop being a Henry and playing games all day!
by Mark strong July 9, 2019
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henry tran

A rare species of Procrastina, the main habitat of Procrastina is located on the western fringes of North America. Sightings of this animal have been recorded of this furocious beast sleeping.
You are as lazy as a henry tran.
by 421 October 6, 2003
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