Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

take a heard

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022

Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.

My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.

by Kryptos4u July 29, 2022

Heard

The act of not saying nothing in response to another individual. Acknowledges the understanding of a basic instruction or warning.

Example working in a busy kitchen: " behind you "

"Heard"

by l3eloved lVlentality May 27, 2024

Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.

by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022

Ambro Heard

A male version of Amber Heard

I dumped my boyfriend when he pooped in my bed, I realized he was an Ambro Heard

by trixiekitten July 14, 2022

Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.

Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.

by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023