Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022
Get the Heard A Turdmug. You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
Get the heard of cowsmug. by Stace1972 October 19, 2023
Get the Amber Heardmug. by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023
Get the Lloyd Heardmug. by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
Get the No way to be heardmug. Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy
by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025
Get the Bailey Heardmug. 