Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

handawesome

One who is either awesomely handsome or handsomely awesome.

OMG, I just met the most handawesome boy.

by 20sidedhero November 6, 2016

handass

hand thats been shoved up your ass

i have a handass

by Loopdick February 15, 2017

Handifag

Handifag is a term used to describe a cheap gay stripper who is never worth your money.

Jake: Like, Marcus, this stripper is total shit"
Marcus: Like, right! He's a toootal handifag!

by Jason P-dity Bourne June 1, 2017

Handaxe

Someone who can quickly satisfy you with their hands

That girl is a handaxe! She finished me off in less than a minute.

by Snatch-hatchet October 2, 2017

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018