hamburgers 

a type of food

hamburgers:here's a example: when you hear a fat person on the phone you say "well it sounds like your chewing on a hamburger to me". its lame but ion care.

hamburgers by Ashamack October 28, 2010

Hamburger helper 

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

Hamburger helper by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

hamburger 

a type of wang oragami where the wang is
folded to resemble a hamburger

I woke up with a hamburger.

hamburger by noss February 12, 2004

Hamburger 

when u put yr dick between yr balls and turn it sideways so it resembles a hamburger.

goods make an awesome hamburger

Hamburger by jay August 3, 2003

hamburglar 

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

hamburglar by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"

Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.

Alabama Hamburger Style by Pyramid titties April 9, 2019

Hamburger 

The act of placing one's meat in-between two buns.

In other words, to give someone an anal.

That girl's ass was hu-to-the-mongous, so I hamburgered that bitch.

Hamburger by Living Ass January 30, 2019