Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.

Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.

by SideBar November 21, 2019

Eat that ham

Suck my dick

Tell her she can eat that ham; BITCH eat that ham for the fam!

by Luv Rojo August 26, 2013

sweater hams

large perky well rounded breasts.

ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time

by m.bailey April 28, 2007

Ham Explosion

Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.

*Ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.

"Look, Gladys! Those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. Oh, goodness! Ham explosion!"

by Choco Ison December 24, 2007

taylor ham

Like pork roll, except its good. From the mean streets of New Jersey. Availabe even if you're at a nasty deli.

Its 6:30 am and we've been drinking all night. Let's go to Country Roads and get a Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese.

by not Lance Weaver May 13, 2006

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016