ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

Ham Slamwiched

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.

I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.

by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010

Ham Danglers

A woman's lady bits.

"That bird I nailed had wicked ham danglers."

by fragileart January 12, 2010

Ham Bashing

A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.

Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.

by WC_WEB June 23, 2020

ham ka chan

To curse somone's family an entire generation to death.
Cantonese proverb.
Use at one's own risk.

e.g.
After a road accident, a verbal argument between the two drivers as follows;
'Pay for my damage!'
'No way!!'
'Ham ka chan.. see you in court!!'

by pei June 14, 2006

ham flaps

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.

Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!

by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008

HAM BOT VER

An instance in which a Formula 1 race ends up with the very predictable and boring Hamilton, Bottas Verstappen podium

Wanna watch this week's F1 race?
Not really, it's probably just gonna end up being a HAM BOT VER

by ian5700 November 1, 2020