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Paris Hilton

A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous

Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways

Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks

Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
by Rae Rae May 26, 2005
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Tyler Hilton

An incredibly sexy singer who has a resemblence to Elvis. Has an amazing voice and plays the guitar.
Whoa! That Tyler Hilton sure looks like Elvis!
by XOXO April 9, 2005
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Paris Hilton

An unemployed trust-fund baby who:

Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.

Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.

Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.

Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.

Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.

Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005
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paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
the paris perfume collection smells like cum.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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"Perez Hilton"

New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.
Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"

Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."

Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"

That's so "Perez Hilton".
by IND317 April 21, 2009
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paris hilton style

the act of fucking a skinny chick in the ass in the dark, and only getting about half way in there. also involves getting it all on tape in night vision and putting it on the web, also see hanoi hilton
"last night sucked, i finally got her to do anal but she pulled a paris hilton style on me, i only got halfway in adn now every douche on the internet can see almost half or if not all of my unit"
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paris hilton style

a form a of torture by forcing people to listen to real fucked up songs like "stars are blind"
that douche bag kevin federline AKA "K-Fed" is screwing us all paris hilton style
by koolkas August 12, 2006
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