hamak

another name for camels cum,

camels love to hamak in other camels and mammals, MUM i HOPE THAT ISN'T HAMAK ON YOUR ASS AND FACE.

by Dr Ann Lee July 12, 2005

Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.

That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.

by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009

Hamas

A government in the country of palestine who took place in Gaza.
Counties like USA and UK and Israel recognize this government as terrorists. Hamas is popular with its military "Izz Al Deen Al Qassam Brigades" with a 70,000 active troops and 100,000 manpower, They also made a great arms inventions like yassin rocket launcher and many missing/rockets like M75,J-80,qassam 1...
allies: Iran, North Korea, Syria.
non-state allies: Hizballah, Taliban, Popular committees resistance, Islamic jihad
enemies: Israel, Palestinian government in west bank
non-state enemies: Fatah, ISIS.
Ideologies: islamism, nationalism, anti-zionistsm.

-yo bro wanna go to israel this summer?

-yes, I might join hamas on our way.

by Terrorizim October 19, 2021

Hammad

mushroom head with fortnite addiction

don't be a Hammad pls

by handmani December 18, 2019

hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009

hammad

hammad has a giant cock!
and loves nayeli more thann anything💕

hammad is hot

by shreklvr6969 April 10, 2022

fouad hammad

A really hot man. He loves playing video games and he is such a nerd. He is the sweetest man alive even through people do not see his true beauty but Faythe does. She loves him for him and his cute curly hair. Mashallah hottie . Fouad likes to send random jokes without context.
He also enjoys being such a flirt without meaning to. E.g. Fouad: "Hi cutie, how is you?"

The girl that loves him: fofo? Babe? Fouad. REPLY...

Fine. I guess I gotta marry you Fouad Hammad >:3

by Faythan June 23, 2019