hairy monkey

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.

"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"

by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009

hairy phone

Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.

Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.

Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.

by 4fingeredman January 13, 2007

Hairy Smile

The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face

'yo, did you see that shaun kid today? He had a hairy smile, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face'

by Lauren and Joe June 4, 2007

Hairy Crack

A particularly hairy ass crack. Often abbreviated as HC as to be able to use the term discreetly.

Dude, you have really bad HC (Hairy Crack), how often do you get danglers?

by edookie September 7, 2010

Hairy Cheerio

(N)A Hairy Asshole;Resembles A cheerio that was pulled out from behind a couch

Man That Chick Sure did have a Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008

Hairy Feast

A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.

Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin

by HWANER July 21, 2010