Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

Shits Gurgling by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

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Gediminas Gurgles

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Lithuania, similar to Montezuma’s Revenge and Bali Belly. Usually of a loose and oily consistency. Commonly experienced by non-Lithuanian spouses of Lithuanians when visiting the homeland and unaccustomed to excessive pork dishes.

Citation: AT/CO, 2025

Man, we just landed in Vilnius to see the grandparents and I’ve already got the Gediminas Gurgles…

Gediminas Gurgles by Oscar Chow July 10, 2025

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Idaho gurgler

Marination by inserting potato’s into one’s anus while gurgling jizz. The potato’s are then left to marinate in the anus and served with dinner the next day.

Jim: I hope you didn’t cook these using the Idaho gurgler!
Bonnie Blue: Fuck you

Idaho gurgler by Dagoatgurgler July 9, 2026

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