Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis

Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"

by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024

Guacamole Gold-Rush

Where a women holds two halves of an avocado up to a set of balls while pissing in the mouth of the avocado holder.

Hey Larry, why don’t you go find you a women that’ll Serve you up a guacamole gold-rush?

by Blackstudmuffin February 6, 2024

Guacamole

A word used to alarm others when an authority figure.

Guys! Guacamole, there is a teacher coming! Guacamole

by CheesyOmlet October 13, 2023

guacaphile

A person who physically touches avocados to test their ripeness to the point it becomes sexual.

Every time my guacaphile friend goes to the grocery store, people stare at her when she shops.

by Bee rad. December 8, 2023

Guacamole filled with v's

A v-shaped container with guacamole in it. The guacamole has edible chips shaped like v's in it.
Used in Southern slang as a way to say that something is very weird.

"...And I couldn't even finish it!"

"Well, that's weirder than a guacamole filled with v's!"

by groovierthanmovier March 26, 2024

Guacamole Bowl

The act of taking a Latina anal whore who is on her period and puking into her gaping asshole, sticking your dick into her asshole, nutting into it, then eating everything out of the holes.

The hot Taco Bell worker let me give her a guacamole bowl on her break.

by Little Wiggler April 11, 2024

Guacamolefellapenis

A person who likes stroking their dick to porn and sticks it in guacamole then sticks it out and lick it

Hey man have you tried guacamolefellapenis on your aunt?
Yes I did she liked licking it

by Iqswirls May 31, 2024