greasy cock fart

Slang term for sperm, can also be used as an insult

Alright, you greasy cock fart

by Sam-K January 29, 2007

greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018

greasy temptation

A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.

Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.

Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.

Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!

'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'

by myunthoughtprovokingpseudonym June 20, 2009

Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 18, 2008

greasy fleece

A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.

Jonas was bored one day so he decided to go get him some greasy fleece.

by Kieran's anus tumor February 9, 2015

greasy whore

A girl who likes to get down and dirty. A girl who loves the grease.

MAN, that girl just wants to get GREASSSY! She's such a greasy whore

by jayyyy69 November 12, 2009