Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

Gone At North

A term used in baseball to describe a weak ass pop-up that would be a homerun at an undersized baseball field.

Link: "I'm tired of Cooper flying out every at-bat. I think I'm going to bench his ass."

Lawson: "Don't beat him up too bad. That one would've been Gone At North."

by Lanierlaw_17 August 13, 2016

Gone At North

A term used in baseball to describe a weak ass pop-up that would be a homerun at an undersized baseball field.

Link: "I'm tired of Cooper flying out every at-bat. I think I'm going to bench his ass."

Lawson: "Don't beat him up too bad. That one would've been Gone At North."

by Lanierlaw_17 August 13, 2016

Gone shroomin’

Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.

“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”

by scaglad October 2, 2018

goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

goobedybaba

Weird, my own language, if you found this, you are koool. Goobedy baba is a word that I made in me and my best friend’s language called katooki language. This language is for weirdos and funny people. So, goobedybaba means a scientific coincidence that involves a ton of equations and experiments explaining why the earth is round and when the world will truly have its last breath of life before the thermal heat from the sun’s UV rays cause it to explode and all of he other planets with it. Soon, there will be a new life source on the no longer called planet Pluto that ignorant scientist decided that they would judge before they see the beauty on the planet and completely disclude it. But soon, there will be a life source on Pluto, and it shall be named the Goobedybabas.

Person: hey, how was your day
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)

by Goobedybaba believer July 7, 2019

Goobed

Term invented to describe the state of being extremely high on the devils lettuce

bro i was fucking goobed last night

by rodentslayer April 27, 2020