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Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.
Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!
by ian May 13, 2005
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gooch gravy

When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels
Lee: Just went for a run, sweating so much!
Rory: Eurgh I smell your gooch gravy from here!
by UmBongo August 31, 2013
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ganj de gooch

A method of transporting your weed in the confines of the gooch -- via air, boat, cop car or other means.
Two homies arriving in Phoenix without weed.

"Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in Arizona without any hookups."

"Ain't no thang, necco. I got you. I pulled a ganj de gooch. We sittin' pretty."
by TallCan211 May 20, 2009
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goobin'

Guy 1: "Hey man what are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Eh, not much, just goobin' around."
by Josh November 21, 2003
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Gooch Lick

1. When a female licks the area between a male's asshole and ballsack.
2. When the gooch area is sweaty, and when a girl licks it and/or licks your fingers that have just touched the gooch area.
1. "Perrie just gave me the gooch lick!"
by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008
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gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)
The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.
by JACK PIE February 4, 2007
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dirty gooch rash

rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!
Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!

at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006
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