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Salt Goblin

A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads
Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.
by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022
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Mine Goblin

Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.
"Have you heard of the recent sightings of Mine Goblins in the caves"
by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 8, 2022
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Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.
Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.
by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
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Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.
by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022
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Orange Goblin

A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.

Also known as Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a fucking scum bag Orange Goblin and a bitch ass pussy
by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019
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Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg
" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
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nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs
by geordie October 24, 2003
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