Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
Get the Breakfast Goblinmug. A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022
Get the Garage Goblinmug. Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Slobbin’ Goblinmug. by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
Get the Kiss the goblinmug. A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.
Also known as Donald Trump
Also known as Donald Trump
by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019
Get the Orange Goblinmug. A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
Get the Leg Goblinmug. 