goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

Gatis

Latvian origin. Gay, very gay indeed. Most likely a wannabe German. Likes K pop and is very homosexual but strangely is a homophobic.
Quite commonly refers to having "niggas in his butt hole".

"Gatis is very homophobic"
"Nigga's in my butthole"
"I'm gonna use you as protection, your gonna be my Condom"

by Itsaled April 5, 2020

goatsa

The mythical female goatse...

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!

by Datheus March 14, 2003

goatsman

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008

goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

by kindofpop May 26, 2014

goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Billy Goating

Just prior to a woman performing felatio, you shave your testicular region and keep the shavings in your clenched fist. Upon fruition, the male makes his deposit on his victims chin, then immediately throws the hair in his fist on to the lucky ladie's face. The hair that remains will form a lovely Billy goat beard on her chin.

Duffy just shaved that shit and got caught Billy Goating the neighbor.

by Pappa Lang May 22, 2015