Goatman of Wakefield

The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side

He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA

BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!

Oh look its the goatman of Wakefield

by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024

goatalisious

The goat plus delicious, defining how much of a goat they are

Damn, i look so goatalisious! :D

by HollowEyes14 November 21, 2024

goated

it means u r cool

Pls like :)

Jeremy: yo wazap u r goated

Jeremy jr: tnks bwo I wove u

by anonymous December 17, 2024

GoatSato

A tiktoker who posts ufc content no sorry Jon Jones content, he does nothing but glaze JJ even shocking others, he also claims he can beat anyone up and used to poost anime content

“So GoatSato uploaded another video of how JJ is the greatest athelete.” “Don’t mind him he’s just glazing Jon Jones again.”

by nonanmestudio January 11, 2025

Goated

Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".

Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)

by Jonakand February 24, 2025

Goated nigga fallacy

Completely ignore what your opponent is saying whilsts sticking a finger up your ass, fingering yourself and staying to you backward arguments, despite getting proven wrong.
This form of argumentation makes the opposition want to shoot themselves.

Kosovo had a better age under albanians? Nah, I'm just gonna bring up irrelevant points to show that serbs DID do some things in kosovo, but not enough compared to albanians but still enough for me to bring up and cope about it like.
Goated nigga fallacy!

by Smell ya later April 21, 2025

Goatrassy

A phrase/nickname used for the Borussia Dortmund current Number 9 Serhou Guirassy who scored a Hattrick against Barca in the Quarterfinals of the 24/25 UCL

Person 1: Man did you see Guirassy's hattrick against Barca! Person 2: Who? Oh you mean Goatrassy

by anormalguy1 April 23, 2025