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goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.
Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?
by Goatcookies101 June 5, 2016
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Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
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goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.
“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018
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Goat Wedgie

The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. 🐐
Uncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last night
by KANYEWEST!!! June 11, 2019
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Goat

"Goat" means greatest of all time, or gay only at times.
Bro, you're the goat!
by Okayyy June 20, 2019
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Goatboy35

Transcript 3 Of Goatboy35

A Covid denier, being adversely opposed to the existence of the Coronavirus, instead claiming that it is just the flu, being exploited in an attempt for the government to secure control. His evidence for his view is that the mortality, susceptibility rate, and symptom rate is near identical to the flu. His other rationale is that the death rate, despite lockdown's remains identical, and that some deaths automatically get deemed as due to the virus, with extenuating factors being given less moderation.

You would imagine that a goat with these vastly controversial opinions would remain isolated from the rest of civilized society, and would thus be exiled into the barren dregs of the internet where only the outcasts reside, however, the contrary appears to exist. What is most astounding of all is the ability and charisma this Goat possesses, despite his eccentric persona he appears to have the ability of convincing even the greatest opposition into becoming his stalwart supporter. Appearing to exude confidence, he seems to never falter, instead it appears the opposite, any opposition he encounters simply fuels his motivation. As a result he appears to have created a unified group known as DEUS, where he supposedly, as referenced by his rants plans to enact raids throughout the online sphere.

Furthermore, Goatboy appears to be a devout supporter of various historical movements, ranging from the IRA, Confederates, Rhodesian's and Templar's.
As Quoted by Goatboy35, "Get the fuck away from me Quercus, or ill gun you down like the mutt you are."
by Nick Fuentes September 20, 2020
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Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
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