Mind Goblin

Mind Goblin is a disease that affects 1 in 5 children

Doctor: I think your son has Mind Goblin

Mother: What is Mind Goblin

Doctor: Mind Goblin Deez Nutz

by SlaveMaster6996 January 13, 2022

Knob goblin

One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.

Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?

Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.

Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!

by dongjohnson November 29, 2015

nose goblins

Big boogers that you want to keep because you couldn't believe you just picked them from your own nose.

Look at all the nose goblins I wiped under my seat!

by d.money February 10, 2004

Butt Goblin

Noun- Someone who overtakes an ass by penetrating it with a penis.

"That kid is a Butt Goblin"

by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 2, 2006

The Gender Goblin

An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.

Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not

No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.

Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!

Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.

Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.

by TheUncharismaticBard November 29, 2021

Goblin Metal

Goblin metal is a small subgenre of metal used by a select few of bands, Namely, NEKROGOBLIKON, which is a group who's theme is entirely set around goblins

Man you should try listening to goblin metal

by Damian Maplewood March 17, 2017

magic nose goblins

Stimpy's friendly snot creatures. Also a band from Reno, NV known for it's "psychoindustrialpunkfunkgrungeadelic" sound.

"You could play with your magic nose goblins."

"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"

by Slime Barfer February 11, 2008