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Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.
Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020
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Gravy Gnome

A moniker for Justin.tv streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell Jr the 2nd. In February of 2014 while livestreaming Bonnell accidentally spilt a jar of gravy all over his blue trenchcoat, eventually leading chat to refer to him as the "Gravy Gnome" with the name sticking ever since.
After rescuing the swedish princess from the evil warlord known as Max, the Gravy Gnome and his beloved set off into the sunset...
by Cottonpapero July 29, 2022
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throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.
by Derange-O October 5, 2013
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Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.
Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.
by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012
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Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"
by Tobacc co August 5, 2018
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Strawberry Gnome

Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.
I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.
by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011
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Garden gnoming

Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
Quit garden gnoming and play fair!
by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017
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