global chunky butt

When a boy has a large, round badonk. Usually found in khakis a size too small. Other symptoms include threadbare moccasins, an American eagle polo, and a lanyard hanging out of the back pocket.

Carol: Have you seen Greg's global chunky butt?
Louise: Yeah! Way better than Jerry's string bean man behind!

by Chunkybuttcarrol November 30, 2016

gloggy lippy

When you are having a good old snog and ones snot runs onto the lips and into the mouth of another.

Phoebe: Sophie I heard you went round to Ash's yesterday afternoon?
Sophie: Yes Pheebs, I am so embarrassed. When we kissed my nose started gushing, I think I got a cold from when I shared my Olbos oil sniffer with that guy Karl from the bus station.
Phoebe: Oh don't worry Soph, that's just a gloggy lippy, I do it all the time.
Sophie: Oh phew, because it was the best kiss I ever had.

#gloggylipsmakeforagoodkiss

by wizzasaurus September 18, 2018

Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach

Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!

by namecode101 October 4, 2018

global penetration

its where you stick your dick in the dirt

the other day i felt super horny so i went outside and had a nice global penetration

by global penetration February 13, 2019

Gloato

An interesting photo sent via social media to friends/family (ie skiing, hill climbing, by sea, sailing) and the recipient is stuck at work, doing school run,

Lovely gloato, I’m not really jealous!

by JulesG May 7, 2019

global conflict change

When conflicts move from diplomatic disputes to violent or military exchanges. Sometimes the change is slow and sometimes there may be a rapid acceleration, where an area flips into a completely different state of conflict.

Global conflict change has heated up since 911, creating a completely different cultural and physical environment. Sadly the social sciences have not come to a consensus as to the cause or course of action. But the effects are even more glaringly catastrophic. Strategies to have the diplomats outsource to the military-industrial complex has only accelerated the warming process.

by mlhiss May 15, 2019

global belly

Diarrhea from food poisoning contracted during international travel, especially by western tourists in developing nations. Synonyms: Delhi Belly or Montezuma's revenge.

Kim's foodie tour around the world was spoiled by a bad case of global belly at her first destination.

by EastCoaster95 May 27, 2019