Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

Glock

Every nigga has one apparently, they will pop your head oit on the block

Nigga 1: Pull up on yo block with a glock u get popped nigga
Nigga 2: Ow shit nigga

by 69DaBBeR69 May 23, 2019

Sound like a glock

When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock

Person: *speaking*
Person 2: Oh my gosh you sound like a glock

by PotatoMika March 13, 2021

Glock dukie

Glock doockie

Is when inmates shit and piss and throw up in a tooth paste tube and squirt it at their rivals

“Dont fuck Derek’s shower buddy, or he’ll hit you with the Glock dukie”

by Glookie daddy January 29, 2023

Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"

by Poepsla October 14, 2021