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new-born giraffe

This guy that plays pickup basketball who runs and plays out of control...totally uncoordinated and appears as if he will hurt himself or others at any time.
This guy is completely and utterly uncoordinated. He's a total new-born giraffe
by The CT July 25, 2008
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retarted giraffe

a word that can describe about anything..a mystical creature like a liger, bigfoot or jewish people discovered in Tiffs house in the bathroom ever since then its wrecked havoc and destruction on man kind with its long tale and retarted ways
"look at her shes such a retarted giraffe.."

"dude i retarted giraffe so hard last night"
by retarted giraffe man October 24, 2008
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giraffe lover

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers
by Joe Maxwell October 7, 2006
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Giraffe

A large wild animal (large in two ways... HAHA) that Chris loves to cuk.
chris says: I just cukked a giraffe!
kayla says: woah, that must've been awkward...
chris says: IT WAS!
kayla says: Why did you cuk it?
chris says: because i wanted to beat maggie at being the master cukker, that's why!
by Cukking Cukkers that Cuk often October 18, 2008
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Giraffe-cist

any individual or body of individuals who is in opposition to giraffes. Such groups are known to exist and hold antiquated views of the "food chain." Specifically, a group of angry hippopotami operate in and about the United States.
Quinton, a giraffe-cist, can't stand to be around giraffes, and feels that they are second class citizens.
by Angry Giraffe May 26, 2010
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giraffe domer

Someone who domes up giraffes for a living. They love the taste.
Stephanie:"The other night i seen Tyler,he was doing something."
Ryan: "He's a giraffe domer!"
by Badonkadonk73 June 17, 2010
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Giraffee Jockey

1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.
Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?

Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!
by Grimmjow Kurosaki November 3, 2010
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