Gurck

A mannequin without a head.

There are a lot of gurcks in that store.

by New English January 21, 2009

Gerk

Admin of Pwninator.com.

I thought Gerk got banned from the Interweb.

by Gerk January 2, 2004

Anal Gecko

The process of releasing semen into the mouth of a gecko, swallowing it, letting it work through your system, and then pushing it through the asshole. The gecko then spits the semen that was in its mouth into the waiting mouth of a woman, who was waiting just outside the asshole. The process produces a delicious flavor.

Dude, i totally anal geckoed this chick last night!

by eerickson January 12, 2009

gerk

v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat

Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.

by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009

Gerk

To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.

Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.

by TotemPole July 1, 2004

Geckolus Extromus

A very large reptile-like creature that has been said to resemble a gecko at the most. It originates from Asia and has tawny skin, patches of pink fur, and orange eyes. When threatened, it has been said to give off the smell of ketchup. It has been known to hang around with the notorious Sketch.

Look, there's Geckolus Extromus in that tree!

by Solar April 26, 2004

Gerk

to throw up

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.

by anonymous January 5, 2004