geotard

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

by Joseph King September 4, 2008

Georgasm

a georgasm is a type of orgasm experienced whilst in the proximity of anybody who goes by the name of George. Hence the term Georg-asm. It is usually triggered by something 'George' has said or done, maybe a bad joke and BAM! you're having a georgasm.

george:hey guys! how ya'll doin? *sits down*

victim: YESS!

george: whats wrong?

victim: i think i just had a georgasm...

by mumumarnie April 11, 2010

geocrash

Someone or some party that deliberately foils another’s geocaching expedition.

We were just about to discover the cache, when that couple showed up and found it first. They saw us looking for it. They totally geocrashed us.

by LivingOnTheAir January 14, 2010

george harrison

Ex-member of the legendary band, the beatles,(Beatles) whose music will live on in our hearts forever. Often referred to as the quiet beatle, he suddenly became less quiet in the White Album with some awesome solos, and his own songs. He died in 2001, while battling cancer.

George Harisson is a great guitar player. We love him.

by Jibi Hendrix April 3, 2005

Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013

Geofunky

A group (or at least two people) of people, strangers towards each other, who can automatically finish or complete an appropriate response to a statement /phrase.

When I sing/chant out loud : "Teenage mutant ninja turtles... heroes in a half shell, "

Then you say (auto response) : " Turtle Power ! "

That's a situation we call Geofunky.

Or

" ozzie ozzie ozzie"

"Oi oi oi"

by Oxxy_Montalvy December 29, 2016

geobald

House mouse

"We did it! he saved geobald!"

by Penis VanLesbian December 22, 2020